I said I'd do the dishes mom



saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

ISIS
NO
klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

beggars-opera:

If you are ever feeling sad or inadequate, just remember:

There is almost a 100% chance that at some point in time, your favorite historical figure fell up the stairs.

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kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

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Anonymous said: My sexuality is sexually frustrated asexual. I would also like a flag.

asynca:

HERE I MADE YOU A THING

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mojosodope178:

shouts out to Arizona iced tea’s only being a dollar. you da real MVP

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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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counterpunches:

xactodreams:

monicam:

IM CRYING


Wait wait wait wait… wait… wait…
LUKE WAS ORIGINALLY SUPPOSED TO BE A GIRL? I’M SORRY MY WORLD JUST TIPPED ON ITS AXIS. KEEP EVERYTHING THE SAME EXCEPT LUKE’S GENDER. I’M NOW REIMAGINING MY ENTIRE GILMORE GIRLS WATCHING EXPERIENCE WITH LUCY, THE CYNICAL DINER OWNER WHO WEARS FAR TOO MUCH FLANNEL AND HATES COFFEE, AND ALSO EVERY GUY LORELAI DATES. SOMEBODY HOLD ME.

OH MY GOD WHAT
aconnormanning:

lolo9000:

I’m a shark

SHARK PUPPY BABY
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