I said I'd do the dishes mom



ed-ingle:

one of the greatest moments in television history 
anus:

deathschemist:

anus:

awh there’s a ladybug on my screen

why the fuck are you looking up shrek porn

dont

officialannakendrick:

sextronautt:

y’all react to the word sex the way dogs react to the word walk

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spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 


I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

lot4d:

#hail gaydra

because if the marvel cinematic universe won’t give us queer characters, we’re going to fucking take them.

(via bio-hack)

garfieldhentai:

look how fucking airbrushed adam sandler is in this official image for click. what the fuck

belllaavitaaa:

I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls

(via colibooli)

perchu:

tsarbucks:

perchu:

perchu:

in skyrim you can ride a bee

in real life you can ride a bee

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dont do this here

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