I said I'd do the dishes mom



lumpyspacelion:

what the actual fuck

When you get fly as fuck and ya plans get canceled

gallifreyburning:

When someone reblogs an ancient post from your blog, one that wasn’t even tagged  

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Carmilla: *is very angry at Danny*
Laura: Carmilla no.
Carmilla: Kay then.

perspectave:

how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?

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u: i dont like ur favorite character
me: ok cool ur opinion. 100%. this respect.
me irl: wtf the fuck..............

photosynthesexual:

running-hunting-deducing:

sherdoor:

smallnico:

if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn

except 

if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus

that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve

so what happened when triplets were born 

Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.

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